Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

I see through liars

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I can read

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I can count

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

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I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand how hurricane paths work

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I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have complete contempt for fakery

What is the recommended approach for creating a film or TV script? Should the script be written first or should the story be developed first? Why?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

How can I move on from my ex?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

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I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I actually pay taxes

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t buy bullshit